11 of the Worst Pickup Lines We've Ever Heard, and the One We Always Appreciate

by Carly Stern

 

We're not sure what makes guys think lines like these will work, but they make the standard "Do you come here often?" sound almost charming. Read 'em and cringe.

 

Man leaning up against a brick wall near a woman\\"12 of the Worst Pickup Lines We've Ever Heard"\\© Getty Images, courtesy of Glamour

2. The Ticking Clock Ultimatum

 

"I'll give you five seconds to give me your number or you can forget about going out with me forever." —Shanna, 27

 

 
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